Dank

Every score, lowest first: 7 · 7.33 · 7.5 · 8 · 10 → median 7.50

5 people who reviewed Dank wrote a mark out of 10 in their post. Those are the numbers above, all of them, and the median is the middle one. None of them came in at 6 or less. They run from 7 to 10 — with only 5 of them, that is simply the range of what people posted, not an estimate of anything.

Another 2 review posts named Dank in the title but have since been deleted from Reddit. They are excluded from every number on this page, not just from the quotes below — so 9 of 11 (82%) is what any of this rests on. Deleted posts get no link: a dead one reads as a made-up one.

2 quotesWhat reviewers actually wrote

Pulled from the bodies of the reviews these numbers are counted from — the ones whose author scored the product 6 or less first, then the ones who scored it 8 or more, each side newest first, up to six a side. The quote is the illustration; the score next to it is the evidence, and both come from the same person. If one side is short, that is the data: only 74 of the site's 739 scores are 6 or lower, so low-scored quotes are scarce everywhere. Each quote links back to the original post — a deleted post is left out rather than linked to a blank page. Sentences are picked by script and checked to read the same way on their own as they did in context.

7 reviewsBy format

Reviews split by how the product is consumed. Scores are the reviewers' own out-of-10 marks.

5 strains · 6 reviewsProducts reviewed

Product-level counts are mostly single digits, which is why nothing here is ranked and most rows show the scores instead of a median.

18 months · 272 mentionsHow much it is discussed

This is discussion volume, not quality — a recall or a controversy pushes the line up just as much as praise does. Monthly mentions across posts and comments, Jan 2025 through Jun 2026.

Mentions over the last six months ran 68% below the first six. That gap is larger than this brand's own month-to-month swings — we test 299 brands at once, and the set we label has a 95% chance of containing no false call at all.

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