Stiiizy
Every score so far: 9.5
1 person has written a mark out of 10 for Stiiizy, against a floor of 5 for showing a median. The score is above because it is real; the median is not, because at this count one more post moves it anywhere.
Another 3 review posts named Stiiizy in the title but have since been deleted from Reddit. They are excluded from every number on this page, not just from the quotes below — so 3 of 6 (50%) is what any of this rests on. Deleted posts get no link: a dead one reads as a made-up one.
1 quoteWhat reviewers actually wrote
Pulled from the bodies of the reviews these numbers are counted from — the ones whose author scored the product 6 or less first, then the ones who scored it 8 or more, each side newest first, up to six a side. The quote is the illustration; the score next to it is the evidence, and both come from the same person. If one side is short, that is the data: only 74 of the site's 739 scores are 6 or lower, so low-scored quotes are scarce everywhere. Each quote links back to the original post — a deleted post is left out rather than linked to a blank page. Sentences are picked by script and checked to read the same way on their own as they did in context.
The Watermelon Z smells like watermelon, smells amazing but has a very generic watermelon taste.
this reviewer scored it 9.5/10 (mean of items)Mar 16, 2026
2 reviewsBy format
Reviews split by how the product is consumed. Scores are the reviewers' own out-of-10 marks.
| Format | Reviews | Median score | Scored 6 or less | Every score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Concentrates | 2 | no scores | — | — |
1 strain · 1 reviewProducts reviewed
| Strain | Reviews | Scores | Median score | Every score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Northern Lights | 1 | 0 | no scores |
Product-level counts are mostly single digits, which is why nothing here is ranked and most rows show the scores instead of a median.
18 months · 399 mentionsHow much it is discussed
This is discussion volume, not quality — a recall or a controversy pushes the line up just as much as praise does. Monthly mentions across posts and comments, Jan 2025 through Jun 2026.
Mentions over the last six months ran 76% below the first six. That gap is larger than this brand's own month-to-month swings — we test 299 brands at once, and the set we label has a 95% chance of containing no false call at all.
Show the monthly numbers
| Month | Mentions | Per 1,000 discussions |
|---|---|---|
| Jan 2025 | 38 | 4.2 |
| Feb 2025 | 39 | 5.0 |
| Mar 2025 | 29 | 3.3 |
| Apr 2025 | 92 | 9.2 |
| May 2025 | 25 | 3.2 |
| Jun 2025 | 19 | 2.5 |
| Jul 2025 | 23 | 2.9 |
| Aug 2025 | 10 | 1.2 |
| Sep 2025 | 11 | 1.6 |
| Oct 2025 | 25 | 3.4 |
| Nov 2025 | 12 | 1.3 |
| Dec 2025 | 17 | 1.8 |
| Jan 2026 | 5 | 0.6 |
| Feb 2026 | 4 | 0.5 |
| Mar 2026 | 17 | 1.8 |
| Apr 2026 | 21 | 2.4 |
| May 2026 | 4 | 0.5 |
| Jun 2026 | 8 | 1.1 |